[3 person conversation – You: male, sarcastic, slightly tired tone – Friend: emotional male, dramatic – Girlfriend: sharp female, slightly passive aggressive] [Intro] [Phone Ringing] [Instrument: Piano (minimal)] — Friend: Bro… we broke up… — You: Again?? — Friend: This time it’s serious… — You: You said that last week 😐 --- [Verse 1] [Vocalist: You, conversational, close-mic] You called me late, said “I’m alone” “She did me wrong, I should’ve known” I gave you all the healing lines Like I’m some doctor for your mind Said “you deserve somebody new” “She never really cared for you” You looked at me like I’m so wise Didn’t know I’d pay the price --- [Build] [Energy: Medium→High] --- [Pre-Chorus] [Vocal Tone: Slight tension] Then suddenly you disappear Next thing I know… she reappear I feel that danger getting close… oh no --- [Chorus] [Belted, catchy, sarcastic] I’m a dog, woof woof, here we go again Talk too much, now I lost two friends I was healing you at 2AM Now I’m the villain in your love weekend I’m a dog, yeah I bark, no bite Said the truth at the wrong damn time You run back, I take the blame I’m just the dog in your love game --- [Scene Break] [Instrument: Drop minimal beat] — Girlfriend: So… you said I’m toxic? — You: …I said “sometimes” 😅 — Friend: Bro… I had to tell her… — You: YOU HAD TO?? 💀 --- [Verse 2] [Vocalist: You, ironic tone] Now she looking at me cold Like I broke what y’all still hold Everything I said in trust Turned into a loaded gun Bro, you really told her that? Word for word? yeah, all of that? Next time I’ll just smile and say “Yeah bro… she’s perfect, stay” --- [Build] [Instrument: Add guitar layer] [Energy: Medium→High] --- [Chorus] [Belted, more energy] I’m a dog, woof woof, here we go again Talk too much, now I lost two friends I was healing you at 2AM Now I’m the villain in your love weekend I’m a dog, yeah I bark, no bite Said the truth at the wrong damn time You run back, I take the blame I’m just the dog in your love game --- [Bridge] [Drop] [Instrumental Break] [Mood: Playful sarcasm] [Vocal: Half-spoken] Next time you cry, I won’t pick up Send you a meme like “good luck” No more advice, I learned my part I’m not your therapist of broken hearts 😅 --- [Final Chorus] [Energy: High] [Belted, emotional lift] I’m a dog, woof woof, that’s my role Helping hearts but losing soul Maybe I should let it be Stop being who they need from me I’m a dog, but I see it now Not my fight, not my vow If you break, don’t call my name I’m done playing in your love game --- [Outro] [Whispered] [Instrument: Piano fade] — Friend: Bro… she left me again… — You: …🙂 — You: I’m not picking up this time (woof…)